Monday, December 14, 2009

Twilight

4X says "With all this Twilight craze, I have to write about it. But be prepared its going to be nasty. First of all, I watched the second one first and then the first one. Ok I'm going straight to the point... ITS A BAD MOVIE!!! Not just bad... its really really really bad... The acting are all so bad, and its not just "star wars bad", its worthlessly bad! Come on, Chewbacca can act better than Robert Pattinson.

As for the storyline, what a mess! Ok you tell me, how come Edward can appear as visions for Bella when danger is about to strike her, but when she "die" he cannot sense her... and worst he wants to die??!?! for what? You want to protect her so you ran away, but still looks after her, and then when she "die", he wants to die too. Romeo and Juliet its NOT!!!

And this Bella... Why are guys and monsters attracted to her? Come on she's not hot.. she's more like a weirdo! And not even an attractive weirdo.

And what about Jacob? First he's a nice guy, and all of a sudden he's a werewolf? What happen? Did I sleep during the transition? And why werewolves like to be topless? And when the guys turns to wolves and then turns back, they still got their jeans on? Oh come on!...Vampires with conscience... they don't burn in sunlight, but they glitter like diamonds... werewolves don't need the full moon... oh man the whole story is messed up!!!

Ok Bella, wise up! Go with Jacob, at least he saved you and protect you, and will never leave you unlike that stupid pale-junky-face-drag queen Edward, always whining "Stop Bella! Don't do it! Turn back! Go Home!". Plus Jacob got perfect body.

I don't know, maybe the books are better than the movie. Ok I'm going to summaries the 3rd and 4th part, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Here it goes:


Eclipse : Bella marry Edward, but he wants to make love while she's human. Victoria seeks revenge, create new vampire army. Werewolves team and Vampire Team become friends. Bella wants Jacob. Edward kills Victoria. Bella wants Edward. Edward and Bella marries and make love.

Breaking Dawn : Edward and Bella marry. Bella becomes pregnant. Half-human, half-vampire baby. Edward wants her to abort. Bella say no. Edward say ok go ahead. Bella give birth via C-sect Edward delivers, and makes her a vampire.Baby daughter, Renesmee. Volturi say cannot have half-half baby, wants to kill the Cullens. Edwards say cannot, and they all live happily ever after... the end.

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